Louisiana Steam Boat

When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum
“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike
by Utz Cheese March 31, 2020
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Jon boat cricket

A cute white trash girl that likes to fish and enjoys guys with small boats
That girl Kim is a real Jon boat cricket
by Jboatn July 17, 2022
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Mississippi motor boat

The act of fucking a chick in the ass until she begins to shit, then you proceed to motor boat her asshole.
You hear ol' Tommy gave some bitch a Mississippi motor boat last night in the handicapped bathroom stall of a chili's?
by MustardBreath March 27, 2021
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Vermilion Boat Cover

Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.

A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.
Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 15, 2014
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Quadruple Jet Boat

The act of putting two women next to each other and motorboating between the innermost breasts while fondling the outermost breasts. It is called this because a jet boat is far superior to a motorboat and there are four breasts involved.
Josh did a Quadruple Jet Boat with those two hot chicks he took home from the bar last night.
by ChazWski March 22, 2015
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Drove my boat

Why you walking funny today?

"That's cuz I'm sore as a mutherfucker, I drove my boat for 3hours solid last night"
by Jsd999 June 22, 2018
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