Alex Good

A cock so big that his erections blot out the sun and cast shadows from letter jenny to Salthill

Jesus that’s a real Alex Good of a whale

by Colonel Sanders 6969 August 31, 2022

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a woman who is observant, opinionated, and brave enough to use force to help others when needed. Sometimes people who need help are skilled at evading support- fortunately their efforts to resist help are no match for the Good Witch. The Good Witch is the smartest person in any room. She is stunning, witty, and her linguistic skills are unmatched. She is generous but she’d rather keep that under wraps. If the planet were on the brink of extinction she’d save the day or die trying. If she did in fact die trying she’d find a way for her remains to return and haunt the souls of those who cause pain to others. She is a lady in the streets; she knows how to sew, bake, play music, or create something of value. She is also a refined hostess. Everyone has faults: The Good Witch can be critical when others are mediocre or subpar in areas of importance to her. She is usually accurate in her criticisms, and this trait is easily forgiven by those who sense or have direct knowledge of her powers for the greater good. The Good Witch will take time out of her busy schedule to help you remember who you are and bring you back from the darkest of times. She is mysterious, persistent, loving, and clever. Her daughters are in grave danger.

Person 1: That woman has been busy! This week alone she hosted an event, completed four crossword puzzles, made a new recipe, and helped a friend feel better.

Person 2: Yeah. She's a good witch.

by stronglikemusic August 21, 2022

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