cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

cum monster

A man who cums using a monster voice

Dylan was a real cum monster last night

by wgukgigjyg April 3, 2016

vegie monster

A vegie monster hated character on the TV show Seasame Street. He was made so children could eat more vegies and he replaced the cookie monster. This caused an outrage and little children rebelled against vegetables which backfired their cause for the vegie monster. The vegie monster got fired and little kids all around are still eating cookies and getting fat.

vegie monster

by Cl Rodden February 24, 2011

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

Pineapple Monster

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!

Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"

by crazygirl! June 21, 2009

Derpanchy Monster

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.

Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.

by Sleezy D-Wreck December 31, 2011

Monster Trucking

To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.

He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.

by Bailey_unearth May 12, 2014