Claude moment

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

by Untouched December 26, 2008

kumquat moment

The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.

Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!

by hmvocab May 31, 2015

Nigga Moment

When two white males accidentally bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would simply shake it off or say "Sorry/Excuse me"

When two black males 'accidentally' bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would start a fight right then and there for the littlest reason. Heck, one might even pull out a gun or knife. ...Maybe both.

nigga moment nigga moment

by ‍ November 10, 2015

Jah moment

The opposite of a bruh moment; an occurrence whose miraculousness can only be expressed by invoking Jah.

Person 1: "Bruh Pat really goated up today."
Person 2: "Yeah that was a real Jah moment."

by Bruh McJah December 15, 2019

Dante Moment

Its just being gay.

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment

by Redos005 November 7, 2020

Mod Moment

A mod moment is when a discord moderator is retarded like stop is and fucks up really really badly such as banning a random person for no reason. It was created by the god Fedis himself.

Random: I'm gonna kiss your foreheads
Stop: -strike @random sexual talk
Everyone: Mod Moment!1!11!!

by echoissocool December 4, 2020

Miso Moment

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.

"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"

by mydough! September 14, 2021