your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

YOUR MUM

Your mum is the person who gave birth to you after having sexual intercourse with your dad

Guy1: Who was you with last night?
Guy2: Your Mum

by CHRIS BORWN July 12, 2022

your mum

YOUR BLOODCLUT MUM

I FUCK YOUR MUM BITCH

by ME_MYSELF_N_I December 04, 2021

Your mum

It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...

' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '

by Why_reading_this? March 27, 2019

YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

by SHREKIEIEIIEIE November 01, 2022

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 03, 2022

Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 26, 2022