liberal

What you call everybody (either positively or negatively)

1.
Hey liberal, your shoes are untied

2.
This fucking liberal stole my pet fish and now i want to kill him

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

liberate that pussy

When you destroy a pussy with a big dick.

Did you hear what Jon did to that girl? He liberate that pussy

by trollmad3 December 22, 2018

liberalitis

Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.

When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.

Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.

Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.

It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.

My sister went to school to become a teacher and came home with a touch of liberalitis.

by Jake4260 October 17, 2023

Liberal

Something a 9 year old called me.

Me: stop doing that thing which is currently annoying me
Some kid: sandwichfucker69 is a liberal

by Sandwichfucker69 December 29, 2021

Clairo Liberal

A disingenuous liberal, or a dino. Someone who makes every effort to appear as a liberal but shortly beyond the surface-level they are conservative. Clairo liberals can be seen wearing thrifted clothes, throwing bottles at usually black artists during concerts when they don't perform as well as they'd like, have at least one close friend that support really mucked up politicians or governments

Fannie Pilson is a clairo liberal who will be the first person since the start of her genealogical line to not have children. She can barely afford her $90k a year liberal arts school because her family has made no contributions to society to have high salaries and she's not accomplished enough to earn scholarships. Fannie Pilson, makes an effort to wear thrifted clothing, and visibly seem liberal, but her close friends are one connection away from insurrectionists. Fannie is a clairo liberal.

by 7inchgirths December 8, 2023

liberal-qaeda

A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)

Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda

by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020

liberalism

the post-Bill Clinton mantra of the United States Democratic Party

Liberalism is supposed to be, imho, defined as morally bankrupt, socio-culturally perverted, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, medically unfit, educationally failed, mentally hypocritical, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and, above all else, sexually amoral

by Sexydimma December 27, 2017