Liberals

A group of self absorbed people who believe that they are better than others because they feel there political values are right and they love children

These crazy liberals are protesting again when will they get a job

by The black dude with a brain April 13, 2025

liberate that pussy

When you destroy a pussy with a big dick.

Did you hear what Jon did to that girl? He liberate that pussy

by trollmad3 December 22, 2018

How to be a liberal 101

Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.

Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Liberal Addendum

When a person adds an extra form of clarification, so that the joke doesn't seem offensive.

Person1: "I bet you like guys. Not that there is anything wrong with that."

Person2: "Did you just use a Liberal Addendum?"

by GarfieldGetsTrappedInNewYork November 27, 2023

Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.

That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.

by Thekinkmaster January 26, 2022

Liberal

Something a 9 year old called me.

Me: stop doing that thing which is currently annoying me
Some kid: sandwichfucker69 is a liberal

by Sandwichfucker69 December 29, 2021

Draconian Liberalism

Liberalism but with harsh draconian style laws (I.e more death penalty, slower death, harsh punishments)

The Draconian Liberalism Party is ruthlessly punishing its people with equal crimes of what they did!

by EnSvenskKanzlrr March 28, 2024