Grave Robber

The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.

"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"

by Jason the Waiter November 16, 2013

AILD gloves

figurative items known to put one into a mindset needed to allow for the creation of awesome metal music. "AILD," standing for one of the most progressive and amazing bands today, As I Lay Dying.

"Hey Keith, don't forget to wear your AILD gloves to band practice today."

:mumble mumble mumble grumble:

by Squeedilyspooch July 26, 2006

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

by CodeSmith May 28, 2009

government

If we suspect you have a secret about us, or if you say anything against us, or if we just don't like you, or if we're just bored, we'll even go to the point of killing you and your family.

And that's how government works.

by all politicians are the same July 15, 2003

groveport

a sexual act.
verb.
groveporting, groveported.

can be ANYTHING from kissing to having sex. you can yell it or go up to someone and ask them if they want to groveport you, or if they will let YOU groevport them.

hey cutie, can i groveport you? it'll just take a second...we can go behind those trees.
i can't believe he just asked me to groveport him!
at homecoming you will see a lot of groveporting.
don't tell anyone but me and **** groveported last night.
did you hear about ******* and ****** groveporting during the football game?
groveport that hoe!
can you teach me how to groveport?

by iRep CW September 26, 2010

Glovetastic

A feeling of excelence towards an object, situation or person

Dude #1: Dude, how art thou?

Dude #2: Glovetastic, Dude

by Neon March 15, 2004

Body Glove

1. Brand of Surf clothes and wetsuits
2. The act of slapping somebody on the back as hard as you can, often leaving a mark that looks like the logo of the Body Glove surf brand.

1. I just got a body glove wetsuit!
2. Let's go body glove that guy!

by JelloBiafra July 14, 2005