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Gorilla Tag

a vr game about gorillas (monkes)

from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household

theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”

guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”

guy 1: “you wanna play?”

guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*

*another example*

guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”

guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”

guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”

guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”

*another another example*

mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”

son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*

*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*

*another another another example*

kid: “you wanna play minigames?”

guy: “shut the fuck up!”

*another another another another example*

guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”

guy 1: “what is it?”

guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”

guy 1: “sure!”

*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
by makima.csm February 8, 2024
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Ketamine Gorilla Man

Nickname for the wildest guy at a party who gets really fucked up; can also be used randomly without context to signify being/getting wildk
Kyle: Ketamine Gorilla Man!!!! (jumps into pool)
Pete: Damn that dude's wild'n
by Bobert B. Bobathon January 31, 2022
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Gorilla Truck

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.
Did you see that Gorilla Truck Adam hooked up with? He must have been blind!
by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010
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Gorilla pepper

You put a little pepper in your pillowcase so when you put her face in it and she sneezes, that pussy grips you like a gorilla fist.
by Matsjoman23 November 18, 2017
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sticky gorilla

shave your pubes before sex then blow your load onto her face then whoosh you pubes on to her face as well.
she let me give her a sticky gorilla . what a slut.
by sobbing-knob August 29, 2016
mugGet the sticky gorillamug.

Toxic gorilla tag kid

A kid who wasted their money on a headset just to play a gorilla game and hates it when he loses and becomes toxic because he’s new
by anonymous May 21, 2022
mugGet the Toxic gorilla tag kidmug.

gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.
“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”
by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021
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