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Pony Tailable

Hair that's long enought to pull back into a pony tail.
My friend Carol told my hair dresser she can cut off a decent amount of hair as long as it's still pony tailable.
by bennzz61 January 21, 2011
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Pony Eye

Damn girl, you'd better wax that pony eye if you have a date tonight!
by BCACDACD January 17, 2016
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Pony

P.O.N.Y. P-regressives Offended (for) No (reason) (in a) Yamulka
- social justice warrior, regressive

much like the RINO Republican In Name Only, The rino tries to appear like the parties mascot, the elephant. but is not... an elephant. the pony does the same and tries to appear as the noble donkey, but is really just 'my little participation trophy pony'. Wearing a Yamulka to hide their anti semitism.
Hillary Clinton doesn't represent true liberal values, such a pony.
by asapatheist March 20, 2017
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Tony the pony

A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).
Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.
by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018
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sugar pony

We call Amber sugar pony because of her hair.
by patate.triste May 8, 2017
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Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.
-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!
by sukadog June 9, 2011
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pony

Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017
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