gone fishing

when you are sat on the shitter and the stool is still hanging out of your anus whilst touching the water

gone fishing whilst dropping the kids off...

by blenheimlad February 22, 2011

fishing

To smoke weed or to buy it (fish)

"heyy you wanna go fishing tonight!?"
"hey i just picked up some fish last night"
"i'm so fucking fished out!"

by tits jr June 23, 2008

Fishing Net

When a male's testicles hanging low enougth for the scrotom is touching or under the water while that male is using the bathroom for #2.

Dude, I hate having a Fishing Net while im on the toilet.

by halla3 June 15, 2011

fishing

a form of entertainment where you trick fish into biting a hook. not considered a physical sport

We are bored lets go fishing.

by notfish December 10, 2012

fishing in bushes

when you have sex with a woman with someone else's sperm in her.

i was fishing the bushes with samatha....it was extra smooth.
fishing in bushes means sexual intercourse with someone else's sperm as lube.

by ni\\ August 4, 2018

Fighting Demons

When your belly juices start bubbling and toxic liquids start controlling your insides. Often leads to inexplicable diarrhea and a sick, twisted feeling, which is then relieved by fighting the demons and releasing them into the toilet. However, you still may feel a painful aftermath.

"President Trump, if you see this, please save us!" *fighting demons* *emotional diarrhea noises*

by I Thik U Stupid April 17, 2022

shark fishing

When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.

"I really want to go shark fishing soon."

by gigz June 21, 2007