Evan

A whore, extremely unloyal.

“Wow he’s such a whore.”

“What an Evan.”

by DefinitelyNotBrianna January 29, 2020

Evans

an Evans is someone who seems happy but can definitely often be depressed on the inside but won’t show it. However Evans families are extremely tough and never back down!

“That guy is rough, who is he?”
“He’s an Evans.”
“That makes so much sense”

by creatorthetyler January 30, 2020

Evan

A dick head

Evan is a dick head

by NigerianBasketWeaver January 31, 2020

Evan

Extremely Horny Boy

Your is so Evan.

by Bharpa Quann March 26, 2020

evan

a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3

evan played roblox the whole class

by roy 2005mg April 1, 2020

Evan

Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!

Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

Evan

An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.

Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!

by Evbuscus April 16, 2020