evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Liam Evans

The love of my life. My world.

I couldn’t live without Liam Evans.

by mole00 April 15, 2024

Evan

A really cool person

Your really Evan

by lahbfj February 9, 2023

Evan Zemaitis

A word used to describe a really stupid person.

Holy crap he just ate that park bench, he's such a Evan Zemaitis!

by Thatoneasiansmeelsbad November 15, 2010

Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.

Evan likes maps

by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022

Evan

Evan- the most handsome most caring fellow of them all.
He's got incredible hair and an infectious smile .
He's bloody hot and honestly if you're lucky enough to have Evan in your life , then you have made it . He changes our lives and we should all be very appreciative of our Evans.
Best boyfriend of them all and cares deeply about all of his friends. Nobody deserves him .

"Fuck me , Evan is so hot!"

"If you need inspiration for your hair , look at Evan"

"Evan is the best goth going"

by Ellias Gray February 16, 2023

Evan

The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh

person1: someone keeps simping over majima
person2: thats probably evan

by -KB May 15, 2022