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chloe church

A lesbian who is jelous of other people cause of how cool they are and calls them lesbian.
by asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm, November 18, 2011
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blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
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Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.
She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.
by mellowd June 23, 2021
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God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone
by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 4, 2017
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Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.
A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
by Planet12 May 25, 2025
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Bury Church

The most dead high school in the whole of Britain. Most of the teachers are bible bashers. Student drama is as dry as the head teachers wife, and the most outrageous thing that happens there is nittys vaping spice in the toilets. All in all, the school is just complete bumhole.
“I think I might move to bury church.”

Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”
by eDgYbOi November 12, 2021
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