night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.

Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"

by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017

Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time

Damn twin ur chris church maxing

by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025

The Church of Bruce Lee

The Fandom of Bruce Lee.

"If I say Bruce Lee wasn't an invincible Demi-God, I would be excommunicated from The Church of Bruce Lee" - Ramsey Dewey.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023

Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.

I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.

Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."

by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021

City of Churches

Very old fashioned name for Brooklyn, NY, referring to the many church steeples that dominated the mostly low rise skyline of Brooklyn when compared to the taller skyscrapers of Manhattan

Brooklyn was known as the city of churches

by mmrw December 18, 2022

church

the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram

i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023