Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
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Cincinnati chili bowl

When you eat Cincinnati style chili off of your woman’s ass.
We ordered some Skyline chili and I ate it Cincinnati Chili bowl style.
by Cincy freak January 29, 2023
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a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼
dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!

chat: *goes nuts*
by edging_in_my_goon_cave December 4, 2024
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Chili Ruha

When a female, or male takes a dump on your chest, while simultaneously shoving a manaquin arm in and out of your ass.
Man, that chuck was wild. I needed a shower after my first chili ruha. Hurts to sit too
by Munchiemax April 27, 2022
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Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.
Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!
by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021
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Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts
Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog
by B Random419 April 29, 2022
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chili nuke

When someone eats so much chili that they poop their pants and fill the room with highly toxic gas.
"Man, Why did you chili nuke?"
by You stupid... October 7, 2020
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