captain pimp master

only one of these in the world. coolest person ever.
loved by all.

i am the captain pimp master

by Captain Pimp Master January 23, 2004

Captain Hook

the nickname for a Mike
Usually in high school
very famous in Maine

Mike is a Captain Hook

by tennis131 February 23, 2010

Captain Brownhead

When a man sticks his penis in another person's anus, covering the head in shit, and pulls it out and mushroom slaps them across the face with it, leaving a brown mark on their head. It must be followed with the phrase, "YAR HAR! I BE CAP'N BROWNHEAD!!"

Did you hear that Sally got a captain brownhead from John???

by TrMaLa November 8, 2007

Captain Crusty

A Captain Crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of STDs that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. These droppings are actually layers of the vaginal skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or "loose" use of the vagina.

This condition can also be transferred via sexual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/vaginal region. Participants with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.

Man, that girl was a Captain Crusty for sure. I wouldn't dive into that if there was a gun to my head.

What are those little droppings in your panties? Oh....She's a Captain Crusty....

by AntiCrustyMvmnt April 16, 2010

Captain Nemo

A sex act that involves a swimming pool. The female holds on to the side of the pool while the male penetrates, then proceeds to grab her ankles and spin her around 360 degrees while still impaled on his cock, much like turning a ships wheel. The male has to be well endowed and the female somewhat flexible for this to work.

Captain Nemo feels extremely good and the female thinks you picked it up in Europe of someplace.

by SnootchToTheNootch July 6, 2008

Captain Gay

A very gay and pdifile like young man on Bannister neighboorhood swim team in Waldorf Maryland. He walks around with a boner in his speedo and stares at other young women on the team with a boner.
also he "does too much karate" and is sometimes too tired from karate to practice

fuckin fag

man, you see Captain Gay today, he had another boner and touched Kimmy with it the perve

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

Captain Hook

The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.

"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009