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condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.
Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.
by coneyman69 November 3, 2013
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Condom

Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.
Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!

Condom: YES! I know right!

Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?

Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
by nooneneedsjerry March 4, 2021
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Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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condom oven

Condom Oven
noun
(slang)

A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
Example: Dude, that girl you’re talking to is a fucking condom oven.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
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Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.
Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.
by H-Jew July 26, 2014
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condom

-How did this shit came out

-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut
by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017
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Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf
Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom
by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021
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