eeeeeeee child

Coolest person in the world 👍 but scary. Hat.
Laughs when you say “aba”

Dead.

Have you heard about eeeeeeee child?

by Frrrrrrrog September 21, 2021

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

tall child

Behaved 25 when they were younger, and now they have grown into an adult who wants to be young

It seems like I've grown into tall child.

by WaterLoaf June 19, 2023

Uni-child

When the youngest child becomes an only child because the older sibling(s) has moved out and gone to university/college

"My older sister's leaving for university on Monday, I'm so excited to be a uni-child!"

by WaitingForTheAdultsTable September 4, 2011

Adult Child

An adult child is someone who is between the crisp ages of 18 - 24. College age. The average adult child is foolish and frequently drunk.

Plural: Adult Children

'Ugh, he's such an adult child. He can't even pay his rent. He spends all his money on crack and alcohol.'

by Bingus Aran January 2, 2022

Container Child

A child that has been smuggeled into a country via a shipping container, and will do all it takes to find refuge.

I put Hayden on a container to England ealier. He is now part of the container child club.

by Yamstar April 2, 2009

postcard child

A person who is kinda emblematic of a known cause, movement or ideal.

Bill O'Reilly is the postcard child of news anchors.

by Grammarista September 5, 2014