National Axel Chavez butthole day

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.

“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*

by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024

Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through

“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”

by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024

Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.

I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.

by Josh chase April 29, 2024

Butthole backblast

When you’re eating out someone’s ass from behind, and they let one rip in your face, sending small bits of poop onto your cheeks.

I was eating my girl out last night, I guess she had Taco Bell cause she hit me with butthole backblast.

by TheHiddenKel February 27, 2024

butthole sprayer

Derogatory remark discovered in the 90s in middle school.

"David, you're a butthole sprayer"

by RudaloopIndeed March 1, 2024

The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.

by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024

Butthole Lips

Butthole Lips / Booty Lips Are Lips That Are Super Big Or Super Filled Out With Filler That They End Up Looking Naturally Like An Anus Or Butthole.

Al: Yo ! You Got Butthole Lips Now !!

Sammy: I Wanted To Try Filler Because Everyone Was Making Fun Of My Thin Lips.

Al: Bigger Ant Always Better And What Looks Good On One Person Won’t Look Good On You, Now Your Lips Won’t Go Back To Normal You’ll Have Butthole Lips Forever.

by Hopkins Will Rock Jada March 19, 2024