Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.

When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.

by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024

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Burrito swag

You dance one does when finding out they are getting burritos with their friends later

Hey let's get burrito later I hope you have good burrito swag

by Buddy wuddy wolf December 28, 2024

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(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."

"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."

by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024

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Burrito Lagoon

It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.

“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”

by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025

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