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Bob time

The time (twice a day) that a clock reads 8:08.
Frank: Hey shorty, what time is it?

Melissa: It's BOB time.

Frank: Oooooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me! (pulls down pants from sitting position)

Melissa: pardon? What are you doing?

Frank: you just said it's bob time, right?

Melissa: yeah. It's Eight-Oh-Eight. So put it back in your pants!

Frank: I THOUGHT that sounded too good to be true.......
by Mikerack March 14, 2010
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bobbing for diamonds

The act of a woman willingly giving head while dating, but stopping once you are married (the diamond is on the finger)
To quote a comedian..
'do you take this man in marriage?'
'I do.... not suck your dick any more'
by Mowchai May 6, 2004
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sponge bob

A yellow talking sponge that lives in bikini bottom with is pet snail next to his two friends patrick and squidwerd...
Turn to nickolidan and wait till it comes on
by Jasmine January 30, 2007
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wobbly bob

a real ale that is 6%abv
tastes awesome.
brewed by pheonix breweries. name originates from 2 stories...
1) named after a cat that hung around the factory that couldnt turn corners so fell over anytime it needed to turn.
2) named after a cat at the factory that had a leg missing and was thus a little wobbly on his/her feet.
"can you pull me another wobbly bob?"
"why do they only sell wobbly bob in that pub in lincolnshire?"
by the same haggis April 4, 2006
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Bob Saget

an unusaul explitive, that can be substituted for shit or damn or really anything you want.
you spill your drink at the bar...."Bob Saget!!"
by Scott "Never Knows" October 9, 2007
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BOB SAGET!

A Word Greatly enjoyed by people who has tourette's.
"BOB SAGET!!!"
"Dude must have tourette's."
by MikeJ April 25, 2007
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Bob Saget!

A phrase commonly substituted for obscenities in an environment unsafe for foul language. It can be used in any context typical of swear words, but is most commonly articulated in the form of an exasperated exclamation of severe irritation, frustration, or unbridled rage.

An increasingly popular mannerism in the northern central United States.
Situation 1: General McChrystal, our forces in Afghanistan have been annihilated.

McChrystal: FUCK!

Situation 2: General McChrystal, our forces in Afghanistan have been annihilated.

McChrystal: BOB SAGET!
by Satanical Suave April 30, 2011
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