McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

21st day in a relationship

Real mark of a relationship that’ll last.

Mark: Bro, did you hear? Sarah and I hit the 21st day in a relationship!
Brad: Congrats man! See you at a year bro

by chill10105 November 23, 2022

Relationship Goals

Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable

I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!

by M&FOG February 1, 2019

Jetamous relationship

A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system

I am in a jetamous relationship With (Person and persons in the system )

by Breaddedfed May 2, 2024

Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Relationship

Something you will never get

You don’t have a relationship

by Expresso depr3sso December 3, 2021

Bill’s relationship

Bill will find that one person that will love him more than anybody has ever known and will know.They will start something together and he will love her with every bit of energy and soul.This relationship will have a lot of ups and downs but they will travel through time together and solve every problem.

Bill’s relationship-Having a good time with his girl ,makes her feel confident and able to be herself around him.

by Inspectorgadgett July 6, 2020