After a hot night of doing the Alaskan pipeline & the poop condom was left inside the person. Therefore causing it to spill everywhere.
Fella #1-"Hey bro, I was giving her the Alaskan Pipeline last night and I must have passed out because when I woke up I was holding the Alaskan oil spill in MY ass!"
Fella#2- "So she turned the tables on you, nice!"
Fella#2- "So she turned the tables on you, nice!"
by 1kookat July 23, 2021
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by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
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I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012
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My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.
by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012
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Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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