“I walked in and saw a cold hot pocket next to my friend who was dead asleep. He must’ve done another Dirty Riley.”
by tinklerat May 4, 2025

by No one likes riley November 3, 2020

The whale lord recreates the mating call by raging on any game he plays
The Riley doesn’t have a brain, he only uses his belly to think
The Riley doesn’t have a brain, he only uses his belly to think
by Whatthefer April 13, 2019

Riley being defined as a milf lover
by Bigbutt69 December 9, 2021

A man who exudes big dick energy. He has the confidence to pull off almost any outfit and many wonder if he is gay. In truth he could pull all the girls but chooses not to. He has a fantastic sense of style and used to be obsessed with the military as a kid. He is a nerf gun nut as well as a constant obsession of boxing his friend gus. Lastly while having a big dick he also knows how to use it, wielding it with the power of an elder dick Jedi. Many are jealous but Riley defeats them all with his gigantic cock. Overall he had a big dick and is sexier then most.
by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

by Hay.hay.hay November 23, 2021
