Ivaginary Friend

An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.

Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.

by Nathan Lucas Scott May 2, 2016

Beg Friend

a beg friend is someone who: kisses arse, sucks up, compliments someone to be in their good books as it will benefit them in the present and the near future as they are losers and must do what they can to gain your friendship.

"Woodhouse, why are you such a beg friend?"

by Anonymous_07 January 11, 2008

friend rule

The rule that you shouldn't get romantically involved with someone a close friend has been romantically involved with, at least without asking first. The reason being that whatever issues exist(ed) in the romantic relationship tend to become issues for the friendship as well.

"Did you hear that Mike is sleeping with Sara?"
"Isn't she your ex? Total violation of the friend rule, man."

by Memeslayer October 6, 2006

Fisherman's Friend

Fisherman's Friend were originally developed by a young pharmacist named James Lofthouse in 1865 to relieve various respiratory problems suffered by fishermen working in the extreme conditions of the Icelandic deep-sea fishing grounds. Originally developed as an extremely strong liquid remedy containing menthol and eucalyptus oil, Lofthouse made this liquid into small lozenges which were easier to transport and to administer. According to the manufacturer, the fishermen soon began to refer to the lozenges as their "friends", hence the name. The lozenges exist in their current form relatively unchanged since their creation. The lozenges still come in their famous paper packets, although these are now foil-lined and sometimes packaged inside a cardboard carton.

I'm gonna get me a pack of Fisherman's Friend.

by ST1300 Rider February 2, 2009

Friday Friend

The person that only calls on weekends because they know you know of a party, or wants to mooch booze or drugs off of you

*Phone Call*
"Hello?"
"Hey man whats up where's the party at?"
"...who is this?"
"Its steve man, i got your number from rebecca, she says you know of all the parties"
"oh, uh, let me call you back"
*hangs up*
"That was that dude steve, i can already see he's gonna be a Friday Friend"

by EnBee6889 February 1, 2010

Surface Friend

A friend or acquaintance whom you know through school/work. He/she is not involved in your personal life and conversations are superficial, almost always relating to school/work.

Nah I don't talk to that classmate about my life, he's just a surface friend.

by john doe smith johnson chan March 19, 2009

True friend

Someone who will have your back when you cry
Someone who will be there for you in hard times
Someone you can laugh with and trust with your heart
Someone that means something to you in every way

She is my true friend, I can't think of live without her
He means so much to me!

by MsCarter666 December 28, 2011