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Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.
Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?
by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019
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Bang Crush

Someone you like but don’t want a relationship with but want to screw
Damn she’s fine but I don’t want a relationship. She’s a bang crush
by Dancerslife2015 November 20, 2019
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Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are
Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023
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crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.
"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."
by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017
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kiki crush

A girl or boy who goes psycho over there crush but in the end gets rejected
Oooo (name) is having a kiki crush
by Ash_294 May 11, 2019
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revolutionary crush

the feelings that develop in a person that surge from the admiration of someone who is a historical or current revolutionary. this may be due to the way they speak, the way they organize their community, or even the way they look.
Have you seen the movie about Che Guevara?

Oh yeah, I have a huge revolutionary crush on him!
by cruxpert2 June 22, 2011
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Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef September 30, 2020
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