Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010

Jon boat cricket

A cute white trash girl that likes to fish and enjoys guys with small boats

That girl Kim is a real Jon boat cricket

by Jboatn July 17, 2022

Vermilion Boat Cover

Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.

A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.

Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

Yard Boat Sex

When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.

Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.

by Pier Nauti September 30, 2018

steam boat willy

giving a 69 while you backstroke on the water

you and me can head back to the pool and we can do the steam boat willy

by dr.doppio October 27, 2021

Drove my boat

Pleasuring ones self with a large cucumber

Why you walking funny today?

"That's cuz I'm sore as a mutherfucker, I drove my boat for 3hours solid last night"

by Jsd999 June 22, 2018

Quadruple Jet Boat

The act of putting two women next to each other and motorboating between the innermost breasts while fondling the outermost breasts. It is called this because a jet boat is far superior to a motorboat and there are four breasts involved.

Josh did a Quadruple Jet Boat with those two hot chicks he took home from the bar last night.

by ChazWski March 27, 2015