Garfield Sandwich

meat lasagna on toasted onion buns that was invented on the 11th of November, 2009 by Matthew G.

Matt:"Oh man, that garfield sandwich really hit the spot!"
Jack: "Yeah, no more munchies!"

by MatthewG805 November 12, 2009

faggot sandwich

A dude taking it from the rear while blowing another dude

I have caught JarHutch and PhilGood both being made "faggot sandwiches" multiple times

by Your Pops January 15, 2015

Nigga sandwich

Niggas having sex

Just saw two homeless men having a nigga sandwich

by Capbap October 21, 2019

tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.

Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!

by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010

beard sandwich

The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.

Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"

by elwood123 March 24, 2016

oral sandwich

when your pussy/dick and your anus is sucked at the same damn time (at the same damn time)

The deviant couldn't wait to have an oral sandwich at the orgy. ("with friends")

by pseudonyn name August 19, 2015

Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.

Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019