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by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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Sex

Something people do to have a babies … sus

Part 1 of this story :
Rynn laughed heartily, twisting her nude body sexily around a metal flagpole, outside in a reserved and shielded area. About 20 guys were staring at her in awe, and they were wearing nothing on at all, either.

Rynn started to get bored making them wait and wait so she split her long legs so the guys could look into her wet, pink pussy. The guys started to whisper and strike sexy poses trying to get Rynn to notice. But her thoughts were elsewhere.

In the back of the group was a hot guy with strong abs and muscles. His cock was hanging out like all the other guys, but it stood out to Rynn. It looked like a sausage, 10” in length and 2” in width.

The guy’s cock started to angle towards her as Rynn pulled herself off the pole. All of the sudden she felt super horny and wanted some cock in her fast.

The guys around her started to get sweaty as they wondered who Rynn would fuck with. Some stayed back but most crowded around her. Rynn smacked them away, getting closer and closer to the sexy-looking guy in the back. The guy stood taller and pulled out a $10 bill from behind.

When she reached the guy, she put her hand on the bill and pushed it away from her. “For you it’s free,” she whispered sweetly. The guy smiled and put the bill onto a chair near him.

( part 2 of this story coming soon ! )
by buttermilk sex November 11, 2021
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conjugal sex

Sex between two consenting people.
Her daddy caught me riden’ ‘er like Sea Biscuit but was relieved when she looked over her shoulder and said, “Don’t worry daddy, it’s conjugal sex!
by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017
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Fart Sex

Aerodynamic encapsulation. In the moment the fart is released, it forms a perfect envelopment around the penetrating penis, finger, or object - creating a temporary frictionless no contact pleasurable exchange.
Last night me and my girl were eating bean burritos and she totally blasted a hot tornado around my dick. Holy shit, I love fart sex!
by Smitty's Fart Box May 19, 2025
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ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION

NOT LIKING SHIT.

RELIGIOUS RATIONALIZATION to run away from it's existence.

STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
SORRY this is an impossibility as ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION will BAN ANYTHING WITH THE MOUTH AND ASSH0LE as really we have TO EAT and ESPECIAKLY SHIT PISS which is for some people HARD TO STOMACH.

Unfortunately most people for the most part don't realize how hard it is to be truly religious so the once were practice active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION.

CERTAINLY to be sure as the NAY NEE factor becomes affirmative as the BABIES AND CHILDREN have the say of what SEX PARTNERS you are allowed to have given the ABORTERS practce active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCCRIMINATION.
by PREWHORE AMAZON TOILET September 3, 2022
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Gorilla Sex

Like doggy style but you stand over your partner like a gorilla
Hey babe can we try gorilla sex
by Ttownbeast575 October 10, 2019
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Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.
I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.
by Craterdome September 27, 2024
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