Beat marple girl syndrome

When a marple girl is to beat to get with anyone from her school, so she has to go to a different school to get someone.

Yo, that girl definitely has beat marple girl syndrome

by Beat girls December 31, 2021

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 06, 2021

Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

by Meyrl March 29, 2021

benni syndrom

The syndrom requires the person to be a faggot of the highest grade with long hair and forever hardened nipples.

oi you have such a big benni syndrom

by That_boiy April 18, 2017

passover syndrome

TFW ordinary people suddenly wake up to the negative results of privileged exploitation.

Ordinary person: "Wah"
Superior Person: Oh, you've just got Passover Syndrome.

by wildgraf October 22, 2018

Punk Derangement Syndrome

Punk Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of CM Punk to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Whenever we talk about wrestling, Matt always says how much he despises CM Punk. He definitely has Punk Derangement Syndrome.

by GucciGotch August 02, 2024

Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings

You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023