by dr rocket December 9, 2018

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

by DankieDank December 14, 2009

“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”
by Big Arv March 23, 2021

Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018

Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
by Big dikker January 15, 2024

by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023
