Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
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The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.
House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.
The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.
The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.
House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.
The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.
Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!
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Get the I’m inside your walls mug.A really undesirable phrase to hear if sitting in camillas bedroom - go get your wallet is a constantly used phrase as that is where men normally keep their raincoats for thier little soldiers
by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004
Get the go get your wallet mug.Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.
Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.
Step 2: smoke it.
It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.
Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.
Step 2: smoke it.
It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.
Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"
Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
Person 1: "I still don't understand."
Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
Person 1: "I still don't understand."
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Author of the hit blog "Your Daily Donkey", reflecting of southern california´s kooky donkey surf scene: "A pictorial journey into the hilarity that is surfing in Southern California – with a focus on poor etiquette, bad photography, body contortions, overcrowding, and bad surfing. Stop by daily to see if you've been caught doing your best stinkbug power-squat..."
Author of the hit blog "Your Daily Donkey", reflecting of southern california´s kooky donkey surf scene: "A pictorial journey into the hilarity that is surfing in Southern California – with a focus on poor etiquette, bad photography, body contortions, overcrowding, and bad surfing. Stop by daily to see if you've been caught doing your best stinkbug power-squat..."
by Eric the nazi July 11, 2007
Get the Who´s your Daddy? mug.No more coke. Snorting the remnants of coke that is left in your nose. Picking the coke boogers out.
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