Jizzcuse me

When a man experience an (very) early ejaculation during intercourse.

Oh sorry i came to fast babe... jizzcuse me...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

deario deari me

when you realise again and again
nothings ever entirely up to you
or in your hands
or plannable

or foreseeable

"deario deari me, i might forever be tied in the basement."
"deario deari me, he said I was beautiful. what i'd give to witness what happens if i start believing it!"
"deario deari me, why can i not help myself?"

by Krkič June 24, 2019

You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 15, 2024

Nash Me

Phrase used in casual/pick up basketball games. If someone on your team calls a "Nash Me!", you must pass them the ball. No matter what. Someone calls a Nash Me while getting double teamed off the ball? Doesn't matter. You pass that.

Named after Half of Fame Point Guard Steve Nash.

Don't pick Regan up for your team, he never passes, even when you call a Nash Me!

by BPHS Basketball June 8, 2021

Style me short

Charlie’s mum is a leng one

I would like to bang Charlie’s mum (@style me short)

by The Minster minge magnets August 16, 2021

Me @

a reaction of bewilderment at the mention of something weird

Alice just described herself as “contumacious.” Bob, confused, says, “me @ you called yourself contumacious.”

by VoiceActor11 March 30, 2021