Cock

The fucking male chicken

Oi. U got a big cock?
Yea fam but my cock's in me farm do...

by A cultured person March 12, 2019

Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

cock slap

To be hit in the face with a penis

I Will cock slap you

by Jhfffhjk April 5, 2016

cock ranger

a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.

Look at that cock ranger passed out with the sausage in his mouth.

Jordan Pugh

by Micknq February 11, 2012

Cock

An action performed in order to prepare a firearm for shooting

"Cock ur gun stoopid"

by PaquitoTaquito December 9, 2014

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Big Kareem Cock Syndrome

A person who tells people he has big dick when in reality he has a tiny dick

"I have Big Kareem Cock Syndrome"

by JacksterPadster March 9, 2025