Rye's Syndrome

A severe illness of da brain caused by excessive consumption of northeastern-USA white lightnin'.

Huck Finn's father may indeed have been a southern boy, but he still exhibited Rye's Syndrome-like symptoms near da end of his life, such as hallucinating about snakes, vampires, zombies, and devils attacking him.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

Little bitch syndrome (LBS)

Little bitch syndrome- when your such a little bitch that it ends up turning into a mental disorder called little bitch syndrome (LBS)

Damn Johnny stole Tanya's country fried chicken combination platter combo plate yesterday now today he bought one in return just to eat it infront of her Jhonny suffers from little bitch syndrome (LBS). He also tends to be a big wiener at times.

by Will1324 July 3, 2022

New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

Simon Syndrome

Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022

Flix syndrome

An extremely rare hereditary medical disorder in where the affected persons brain shrinks to the size of hitlers remaining shriveled up testicle thus causing them to act and behave much like a small primate

Hot Goth 1 "hey, do you see that guy over there trying to have sex with a cardboard cutout of Macaulay Caulkin?

Hot Goth 2 "poor guy must have flix syndrome"

Also fuck you flix you suck donkey ass

by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022

BMW syndrome

Drivers of luxury cars found to give pedestrians the right of way 3x less than those driving less expensive vehicles; 4x more likely to cut off other drivers.

He's got a BMW syndrome! Pay attention!

by GretaLocatelli August 2, 2022