A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 01, 2024
A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
When you are on top of a chick fucking her and ahe lets out a fart that ruffles your nutsack. That, my friend, is a ball ruffler.
by Scuffthestuff October 14, 2017
"you can SUCK MY BALLS"
by your mooooooooooooooooooooooom November 08, 2022
by aly3ahfsh March 12, 2024
Suck my balls tummy
by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019
Person #1: “wow, that was incredible! maybe more vibrato on that last note.”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind”
by peoneolope March 16, 2023