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Get the Cat on a hot tin roof mug.A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.
The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.
The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.
A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.
A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.
Gentleman’s code:
No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).
Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.
Related Terms:
Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.
Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.
The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.
A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.
A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.
Gentleman’s code:
No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).
Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.
Related Terms:
Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.
Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
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Get the Hot people mug.Person one: Wow, Fatima and Tom are so attractive.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Too Many Hots On A hotline<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Hot Tuna (verb)
hot too-nuh
1. To unexpectedly score big in a high-risk situation, especially when you had no business winning.
“Bro, I was down to my last $5 at the poker table, then pulled a hot tuna and walked out with $2K.”
2. To attract or hook up with someone way out of your league, typically through dumb luck or sheer chaos.
“He showed up drunk, wearing Crocs, and still went home with the bartender. Dude pulled a hot tuna.”
3. To make a bold move that somehow works despite terrible odds or poor planning.
“No GPS, no gas, no cell service—and he still found the campsite? That’s a hot tuna if I’ve ever seen one.”
Origin:
Derived from deep-sea fishing slang, where catching a tuna is rare, exhilarating, and usually unplanned. Eventually hijacked by bros, degenerates, and weekend warriors to describe life’s wild, undeserved victories.
hot too-nuh
1. To unexpectedly score big in a high-risk situation, especially when you had no business winning.
“Bro, I was down to my last $5 at the poker table, then pulled a hot tuna and walked out with $2K.”
2. To attract or hook up with someone way out of your league, typically through dumb luck or sheer chaos.
“He showed up drunk, wearing Crocs, and still went home with the bartender. Dude pulled a hot tuna.”
3. To make a bold move that somehow works despite terrible odds or poor planning.
“No GPS, no gas, no cell service—and he still found the campsite? That’s a hot tuna if I’ve ever seen one.”
Origin:
Derived from deep-sea fishing slang, where catching a tuna is rare, exhilarating, and usually unplanned. Eventually hijacked by bros, degenerates, and weekend warriors to describe life’s wild, undeserved victories.
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