My source is that I made it the fuck up

What you use when someone calls you on your bullshit online. See also: It was revealed to me in a Dream; Source(s): Dude trust me

Raiden: That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source
Senator Armstrong: My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

by Raiden69_420 November 5, 2023

and thats how i lost all this weight

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.

Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella

by namesdontmatteratall December 17, 2017

I am the proud owner of 12 inches

Buy the mug

I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021

Honey I need to look at ur phone

When mum wants to look at ur phone

Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me:

by ranboozler September 27, 2020

I want to kill the president of the United States

Something that if you say it in public in the us, you can get arrested for some reason

I want to kill the president of the United States

by Hookedrago February 20, 2023

holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind

HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

by fuck youaa May 30, 2017

i ant up on nothing right now

Not seeing no one at all.

I ant up on nothing right now ,My ex-girlfriend that had lived with me for a few years, and I were having.a talk over the phone after a visit over the holidays. We hadn't been together in couple of years before her visit.Well out of the blue she shouts out I ant up on nothing right now. Am like what! Were and way you say that I hadnt asked or accuse her of anything. It was a surprise to be but you know it open up questions , She says I just saying am not with no one, Meeting guys up at the hot springs for one night stands ,is not up on no one. Dam Boys that hurt Tx ant never got so far from AZ.like it just did, and she says on the last night of 10 days together . Loving was good and very heart felt but no sweetheart am not your head case , shut the front door its one at the back better.

by Lead em in deep, February 10, 2014