When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021
Get the Convoy Cockmug. by MetamorphicCockMan March 22, 2020
Get the Metamorphic Cockmug. 1. You wanna see my cock?
Sure!
Wow that chicken was cool.
2. Gay boy: Wanna suck on my cock
Straight boy: HECK NO!!!
Other gay boy: Sure!!!
Straight boy: *pukes on both of the kids*
Sure!
Wow that chicken was cool.
2. Gay boy: Wanna suck on my cock
Straight boy: HECK NO!!!
Other gay boy: Sure!!!
Straight boy: *pukes on both of the kids*
by Zulltariss January 25, 2022
Get the Cockmug. by Slim_Shady0409 February 17, 2021
Get the Cock Meat Sandwichmug. 1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason
2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40
2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40
by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020
Get the Cock nonsensemug. A cock is a generally wild beast of an animal of which boasts when excited. If a Cock ever witnesses an exciting event, such as seeing a wet pussy, it will become happy and satisfied for the day.
by VGLNTE November 21, 2021
Get the Cockmug. 