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hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.
I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.
by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020
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Hot Guy

A hot guy consists of Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley, and basically the whole Vampire Diaries cast other than Zach Roerig.
"Damn, did you see that hot guy's interview?"
"Which one?"
by obsessedwith_tvd June 10, 2021
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Hot Pocket

When you have sex with a girl on their period
man she totally hot pocketed me last night!
by Buttermilkbonelli September 21, 2019
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Hot Pocket

When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"
My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !
by Sikestwon June 16, 2022
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Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
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Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.
Man, I hate Hot Crapping.
by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016
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My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox
Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3
by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022
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