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slippery weed wacker

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When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.
Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?
by Dwarf Barbarian August 2, 2018
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A drug dealer that does not deliver drugs, only sells them at his house. Often will ask for extra money ($20-$30) to deliver.
Wasup bro, do you know anyone that sells bud? Reply: Yea bro but he sells inside weed, you would have to pay him extra to get him to deliver.
by TBP_AsTrO October 31, 2018
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Rug Weed

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Rug Weed: Marijuana Scraped, scrounged, or scavenged from rugs, carpets or other floorings in a desperate attempt to get high
My contact want out of town so I had to dig for rug weed. Lol
by ReddOreo January 11, 2019
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struggle weed

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All the left over, brown, resinated weed gathered from a collection of roaches. Usually smoked out of a bong.
Wanna smoke some struggle weed?

All i have left is struggle weed.

Damn that struggle weed taste nasty, but that shit hits you hard!
by Doohickle_Malarkey February 11, 2019
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Rumor weed

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Where oh where do i begin. Throughout time the rumor weed has terrorized the city of Bumsleburgh spreading rumors throughout its inhabitants. Once defeated by the renown batman like hero, "LARRY BOY" the rumor weed has escaped and moved into the lower Hudson valley of New York. Now the rumor weed is headed to be the biggest meme in all of instagram and might overflow to all social media platforms such as KIK and LIKIDEN. If you haven't heard of this weed you should go follow him on Instagram @I.AM.THE.RUMOR.WEED. she now takes the faces of well known people like Queen Elizabeth and so on. You will not be disappointed. If you look at this and don't follow the rumor weed she will find you and will rape you. She might also send INCEST CHILLI after you so watch out. #rumorsquad
Guy: Have you heard of INCEST CHILLI?
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*
by the rumor weed February 13, 2019
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Yeet Weed

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yeet weeds weed you want to chuck away from you as fast as you can because its laced with other drugs like acid or other psychedelics
person 1: "man, that weed Timmy gave me was some bad yeet weed"
person 2: "ok, good to no not to ever buy weed from Timmy"
by kingofweed March 4, 2019
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Yang Weed

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Yang Weed is the massive gamer and gang weed following behind Andrew Yang, our first gamer president. If we don't want to live in a society or be oppressed, we must fight for our fellow yang weeders at all costs. Gamers rise up!
Person: Hey are you affiliated with gang weed?
You: Oh no, I have risen. I am now a part of Yang Weed.

Person: Wanna smoke some gang doinks and live in a society?
You: Hell yeah, but first, let me tell you about my passion for Yang Weed.

Person: Man I wish we had a gamer president to stop us from being oppressed.
You: You should join Yang Weed, he is a gamer like us and will help us not live in a society. The Chads will fall before us.
by I AM AN EPIC GAMER December 11, 2019
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