Shadow Wanker

One commonly used name for widowmaker.

This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!

by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019

doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act

Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!

by Thiccyicky February 27, 2022

wanker jumper

a person who jumps from dick to dick

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.

by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022

Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023

Wanker

My brother

No explanation except that my brothers a wanker

by WilburNilbur January 26, 2019