by Danker Wanker Spanker June 16, 2020
Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish
Whats his opinion on that player ?
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
by Coolbeans 1899 June 29, 2015
Kunai wanker refers to person who plays Wraith in the Apex Legends 24/7 and does have kunai heirloom. Once rare item, nowadays used as an identifier of a wanker.
Freddy: Look at this kunai wanker in our team.
Johnny: Oh god, he will be totally useless again. RIP the ranked points.
Johnny: Oh god, he will be totally useless again. RIP the ranked points.
by voyceboy November 23, 2020
This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!
by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!
I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 13, 2011