Wanker

Commonly used as an insult the word wanker commonly regards to someone who wanks twice or more a day

Ezmond you are such a fucking wanker get out the cubicle and jizz in a mans mouth

by the preacher February 10, 2020

Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .

"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"

by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

wanker

a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.

that William Hackett is such a wanker

by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019

Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.

pardon my french, but u are a wanker

by doodie hole July 15, 2018

finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.

Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"

by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017

Wanker

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living

why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans

by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015