Ur Mom

A joke that isn't so funny but can be made into a rap

What's that thing in the back of the car? Ur Mom! Ur Mom! Ur Mom!

by itsMayhem February 26, 2017

ur mom

i did it

im doin ur mom

by jeelly May 8, 2023

Ur mom

When someone says "Ur mom" they mean they hate you with all thier guts and would shank you with any chance they have

"You stole my food! Your such a Ur mom"
"Ur mom, god I hate you so much!!"

by ur.mom.gey April 28, 2021

ur mom

a word to define your mother

Guy: Who cares?
Guy 2: It seems like your mom cares last night *blink*

by joemmamamwuhdw February 9, 2023

ur mom

ur mom is a definition of a particular overweight/fat women with autistic children.

"ur mom is so fat she ate the hamburger sign"

by iloverocksandeatingfrogsstarve July 30, 2022

ur mom

a common insult among small children

kid 1: what should we get for dinner

kid 2: ur mom

kid 1:...

by the epic pro gamer November 29, 2021

Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

by JohnnySinslikesPornhub May 31, 2022