I heard that Larry likes being twat smacked by Becky.
Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.
Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.
by Java Shark March 16, 2015
Get the Twat Smackmug. When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler
by snailtrailprkway February 2, 2013
Get the Twat Cobblermug. Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.
by Gwyn Whitey June 12, 2007
Get the smug twatmug. A tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.
For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.
For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.
I had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i've got this bloody twat tan
WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!
WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!
by Thomas Betts July 1, 2007
Get the twat tanmug. When i was walking in school i felt an extreme amount of pain in my twat and i looked and i had a huge twat knot
by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010
Get the Twat Knotmug. An inhabitant of the city of liverpool, someone born in liverpool or someone with the most disgusting f English Accents
by Mudda December 4, 2004
Get the scouse twatmug. 