dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it

"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas

by Larry4evermotherfuckers August 10, 2022

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thomas feely

An awkward Boy who never speaks and has a weird laugh. Thomas Feely has no friends and always sits next to the air. People laugh at Thomas Feely but he doesn't care because he is strong! He is a loner.

Look there's Thomas Feely!what a weirdo. That's the truth😂
Thomas:hhahahahhaah (snort snort)

by Georgiaaaa May 15, 2016

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Thomas plane

A paedophile usually on probation for rape.

Look out for a thomas plane!

by Wilfred the henge geez September 30, 2018

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Thomas Pynchon

One of the greatest, most original, and rewarding novelists in the English language.

Thomas Pynchon #1 baby

by anonymous December 2, 2021

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Thomas crue

Hot and should give jackson a big kiss

Thomas crue is soooooo hot

by FireSerpent8663 February 2, 2022

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Thomas Howson

1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother

When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S

‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’

by biggychees December 5, 2021

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