Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 26, 2020

toilet drink

When a human or animal drinks water from a toilet

I accidentally took a toilet drink
Bad Kitty! No more toilet drink!

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.

Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.

by Moniscandal August 11, 2010

skibidi toilet

the worst fucking word on the planet,straight from fucking hell,this is literally a fucking toilet with a head screaming out random words that people call a "meme" even though its not fucking funny,literally worse than the ohio meme because only 2 year old with no fucking braincells like it,has cringy characters in its series that people simp for,even people above 6 know its fucking cringe

2 year old with no braincells:abababsba

mom:awww look timmy is watching a video

dad:okay

2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma

dad:fuck this child im leaving

by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount October 31, 2023

Toilet bounce

When stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.

"Well if the janitors would do their damn job I wouldn't have to toilet bounce."

"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."

by Stall Life for Days September 26, 2013

paper toilet

noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.

"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."

by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009

Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010