a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself
thomas mendoza is a mangina
by sdfsadfgb March 04, 2009
Lewis Thomas why didn’t you wipe your ass
by Lewis Thomas crappy pants November 22, 2019
a person who has bumfluff on his hes got severe autism and has a erection over one person. hes got a small penis and he thinks he has a jungle in there but its just nothing litterally nothing hes more irrelevant than the game tomb raiders and hes also gay. if you ever find a thomas reece hes someone to avoid cause he never showers and stink of dogs cause he shags it he eats dominos pizza everyday so thats why hes fat. he wanks over ben phillips whilst he licks elliot giles bum.
by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019
thomas inside of it is my crush
by OHGODPLEASEHELPME May 16, 2022
A kid that loves butt fucking his friends and lives in a wheelchair but can still camp with his scout leader and sucking his dick and loves lying about being in a wheelchair
by Goatfuckingmonkey November 20, 2015
Absolute Pussy Magnet, Real Geezer, Loves a cold Stella on a weekday, your classic wife beater, hit him up if you need to get rid of your wife.
He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there
He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there
by BigDon5000 December 01, 2021
1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother
When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S
‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’
…T-H-O-M-A-S
‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’
by biggychees December 05, 2021