A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.
*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010
Get the stoneritismug. A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want
1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to
2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky
1st Stoner: who rocky
2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock
1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine
2nd Stoner: sure
1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle
2nd Stoner: sup merlin
1st
2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky
1st Stoner: who rocky
2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock
1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine
2nd Stoner: sure
1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle
2nd Stoner: sup merlin
1st
by anonymous December 9, 2022
Get the Imaginary stoner friendmug. When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.
Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.
by zipideedoohdah January 14, 2010
Get the stoner swipemug. 
The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.
Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."
by cmike April 14, 2022
Get the stoner searchmug. A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.
May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.
May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.
“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”
“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.
“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.
by MrZaza September 1, 2023
Get the sensitive stonermug. it’s the hill where all the crack heads go to skip P.E or some little rich kids smoke there 24k weed or solid gold wax pens. kids go down there after school with there rich ass friends to go to mcdonald’s where half of the kids are kicked out of or to go to vons and steel shit.
by cindy s brown September 3, 2019
Get the stoner hillmug.