"That's not a cum stain - that's a Cam Stain: proof his Dad finished half the job and left the rest to grow up five-foot-nothing"
by The Real Detective May 21, 2025
by BP\_0_/ March 25, 2012
When a grotesquely obese hooker brushes against your leg at a bar and leaves a cum stain (remaining from a long days work) on your jeans dripping onto your cowboy boots.
“Mother fucker, that fat ass whore just rubbed her nasty pussy on my knee and gave my good wranglers an ox stain.”
by MattyMcNasty May 01, 2018
by dasdbarat May 27, 2021
Low life..
by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018
ohn: "How was last night dude?"
Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!
Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!
by rofltson April 24, 2017